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The Haus Code

  • The Haus of Heck Ethos

    For the unhinged.

    Your brain: Refuses to choose between the deep and the dumb, the gothic and the gym, the thoughtful and the thoroughly unhinged.

    Our shirts: All of the above.

    HECKHAUS makes clothing for people whose interests are a beautiful disaster. We bounce between centuries, aesthetics, and obsessions - pulling from whatever caught our attention that week and turning it into something you'd actually wear.

    The result? Alternative apparel with dark art, dumb humor, and quality fabric.
    No gatekeeping. No fast fashion. No pretending we have it together.

    If you're here, you're home.

  • Quality and Comfort

    Every tee is made to order using premium blanks, soft fabrics, and eco-friendly inks. We don’t do cheap, mass-produced fast fashion - every piece is crafted with care using high-quality garments from trusted suppliers, never low-grade imports. From oversized Comfort Colors classics to everyday essentials, each shirt is built to last and feel incredible from day one.

    Chaos never felt this comfortable.

  • We Value Our Haus Members

    We wouldn’t exist without our Haus Members - the people who keep the chaos alive. From the moment you hit “Add to Cart” to the day your order arrives, we’re here to make sure everything runs smoother than a demon on espresso.

    Got a question? We answer fast, with real humans behind every reply.

Shopping Guide - Everything you need to know

Haus Members FAQ

How long will it take for my order to arrive?

We don’t mess around when it comes to getting your gear to you. Most orders ship out and land at your door in about 4–7 business days.

Everything is made to order, so sometimes we’ll ship from whichever facility can crank it out fastest. If that means your shirt takes an extra day or two, it’s because we’re dodging delays, not because we’re holding a secret ceremony under the moonlight.

In short: you’ll get your tee fast, fresh, and without needing to sacrifice anything to the Haus.

Do you ship internationally?

Currently we just ship in the USA, hopefully that will change soon!

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll hit you with a tracking email and your very own magic number. Use it to stalk your package as it makes its heroic journey to your door.

No mysteries, no disappearing acts, just full visibility from Haus to home.

What size would fit me best?

Picking the right size doesn’t have to feel like solving ancient runes. Every product page has a size chart ready to guide you. If you’re still unsure, grab a tee you already own, measure it, and compare. Easy.

If you want that oversized look, just size up a notch (or two). No rituals, no robes, just a chart, a tape measure, and the shirt you actually want to wear.

What materials are your shirts made of?

All our tees are 100% cotton, because anything less would be heresy. Soft, breathable, and tough enough to survive whatever chaos you put them through.

Our Classic Tees are lightweight, durable, and made for everyday wear. They’re the ones you throw on, live in, and still find in good shape after countless washes.

For our Premium Tees and Haus Specials (designs printed front and back), we use Comfort Colors. These are heavier-weight, garment-dyed tees that already have that broken-in, vintage feel the first time you wear them. Thicker fabric, softer finish, and the kind of quality people in the streetwear world actually respect.

Bottom line: Classics when you want easy daily wear, Comfort Colors when you want the good stuff. Either way, it’s all cotton, all quality, no cheap knockoffs.