No Flesh No Stress Haus Special T-Shirt
No Flesh No Stress Haus Special T-Shirt
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The Fit
The Fit
This tee comes on a Comfort Colors® 1717, 100% ring spun cotton, soft as hell and built to feel like it’s already been with you through a decade of chaos. The garment dye gives it that lived-in look straight out the box. Want peak vintage vibes? Grab the Pepper color. It legit looks like a black shirt that’s survived ten years of bad decisions and still came out looking cooler.
The fit isn’t a box but it isn’t slim either, it sits right in that sweet spot. Pre-shrunk so you don’t have to panic about your washing machine eating it alive. If you want an oversized look, go a size or two up and let it hang loose.
Sizing doubts? Check the chart and video before you buy.
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
👍 Cold only: Wash it on cold unless you want your tee to age faster than you.
👍 Hang Dry: Want your T-Shirt to really last? Try to avoid putting it in the tumble dryer.
👍 Keep the peace: Light colors don’t get along with darks and reds—don’t start laundry wars.
👍 Hands off the print: Never iron directly on the design unless melted ink chaos is the look you’re going for.
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Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Production & Delivery
We don’t crank out fast fashion junk. Each piece is made to order and usually ships in 3 to 7 business days. Orders are fulfilled from the closest location to you whenever possible because wasting fuel isn’t our vibe. Sometimes shipping takes a little longer, but thanks for rolling with it, we’d rather stay sustainable than pump out landfill fodder.
Returns & Refunds
We want you hyped about what you get.
👍 Wrong item, damaged, or defective? Full refund, no stress.
👍 It’s gotta be unused and returned in the same condition it showed up.
👍 No refunds after 30 days, so don’t ghost us that long.
👍 Think you qualify? Hit us up at hello@HECKHAUS.com




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Shopping Guide - Everything you need to know
Haus Members' FAQ
How long will it take for my order to arrive?
We don’t mess around when it comes to getting your gear to you. Most orders ship out and land at your door in about 4–7 business days.
Everything is made to order, so sometimes we’ll ship from whichever facility can crank it out fastest. If that means your shirt takes an extra day or two, it’s because we’re dodging delays, not because we’re holding a secret ceremony under the moonlight.
In short: you’ll get your tee fast, fresh, and without needing to sacrifice anything to the Haus.
Do you ship internationally?
Currently we just ship in the USA, hopefully that will change soon!
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
The moment your order ships, we’ll hit you with a tracking email and your very own magic number. Use it to stalk your package as it makes its heroic journey to your door.
No mysteries, no disappearing acts, just full visibility from Haus to home.
What size would fit me best?
Picking the right size doesn’t have to feel like solving ancient runes. Every product page has a size chart ready to guide you. If you’re still unsure, grab a tee you already own, measure it, and compare. Easy.
If you want that oversized look, just size up a notch (or two). No rituals, no robes, just a chart, a tape measure, and the shirt you actually want to wear.
What materials are your shirts made of?
All our tees are 100% cotton, because anything less would be heresy. Soft, breathable, and tough enough to survive whatever chaos you put them through.
Our Classic Tees are lightweight, durable, and made for everyday wear. They’re the ones you throw on, live in, and still find in good shape after countless washes.
For our Premium Tees and Haus Specials (designs printed front and back), we use Comfort Colors. These are heavier-weight, garment-dyed tees that already have that broken-in, vintage feel the first time you wear them. Thicker fabric, softer finish, and the kind of quality people in the streetwear world actually respect.
Bottom line: Classics when you want easy daily wear, Comfort Colors when you want the good stuff. Either way, it’s all cotton, all quality, no cheap knockoffs.
The Haus Code
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The House of Heck Ethos
At HECKHAUS, we make streetwear for the bold, the sarcastic, and the slightly unholy. Our designs draw from dark art, anime, the occult, myths and legends, all filtered through our own brand of chaotic creativity. Sometimes serious, sometimes funny, always unapologetic.
We’re not chasing trends. We’re building a Haus, a place where chaos, creativity, and comfort all hang out together. And no, it’s not a cult.
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Quality and Comfort
Every tee is made to order using premium blanks, soft fabrics, and eco-friendly inks. We don’t do cheap, mass-produced fast fashion - every piece is crafted with care using high-quality garments from trusted suppliers, never low-grade imports. From oversized Comfort Colors classics to everyday essentials, each shirt is built to last and feel incredible from day one.
Chaos never felt this comfortable.
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We Value Our Haus Members
We wouldn’t exist without our Haus Members - the people who keep the chaos alive. From the moment you hit “Add to Cart” to the day your order arrives, we’re here to make sure everything runs smoother than a demon on espresso.
Got a question? We answer fast, with real humans behind every reply.