Guilty Pleasure T-Shirt

We don’t mess around when it comes to getting your gear to you. Most orders ship out and land at your door in about 4–7 business days.

Everything is made to order, so sometimes we’ll ship from whichever facility can crank it out fastest. If that means your shirt takes an extra day or two, it’s because we’re dodging delays, not because we’re holding a secret ceremony under the moonlight.

In short: you’ll get your tee fast, fresh, and without needing to sacrifice anything to the Haus.

Currently we just ship in the USA, hopefully that will change soon!

The moment your order ships, we’ll hit you with a tracking email and your very own magic number. Use it to stalk your package as it makes its heroic journey to your door.

No mysteries, no disappearing acts, just full visibility from Haus to home.

Picking the right size doesn’t have to feel like solving ancient runes. Every product page has a size chart ready to guide you. If you’re still unsure, grab a tee you already own, measure it, and compare. Easy.

If you want that oversized look, just size up a notch (or two). No rituals, no robes, just a chart, a tape measure, and the shirt you actually want to wear.

All our tees are 100% cotton, because anything less would be heresy. Soft, breathable, and tough enough to survive whatever chaos you put them through.

Our Classic Tees are lightweight, durable, and made for everyday wear. They’re the ones you throw on, live in, and still find in good shape after countless washes.

For our Premium Tees and Haus Specials (designs printed front and back), we use Comfort Colors. These are heavier-weight, garment-dyed tees that already have that broken-in, vintage feel the first time you wear them. Thicker fabric, softer finish, and the kind of quality people in the streetwear world actually respect.

Bottom line: Classics when you want easy daily wear, Comfort Colors when you want the good stuff. Either way, it’s all cotton, all quality, no cheap knockoffs.